Potty

[Verse 1]
SpongeBob burned a Krabby Patty, Patrick ate the plate,
Squidward heard one bubble pop and said, “I hate this place,”
Gary slid across the floor and knocked over a chair,
Mr. Krabs found one lost penny and started saying prayers.

[Verse 2]
Plankton built a giant robot, forgot to add the feet,
Sandy flew in through the ceiling yelling, “WHO WANTS TO COMPETE?”
Patrick wore a bucket hat and called himself the king,
Then SpongeBob grabbed a spatula and started doing his thing.

[Chorus]
Chorus
Bikini Bottom going crazy, nobody knows why,
Jellyfish are in the kitchen, bubbles in the sky,
Squidward’s clarinet is screaming, Patrick’s eating glue,
Mr. Krabs is counting money like he always likes to do.
Bikini Bottom going crazy, everything’s a mess,
Plankton’s stuck inside a toaster wearing SpongeBob’s dress,
Gary said “meow” and everybody ran away,
Just another completely normal Bikini Bottom day.

[Verse 3]
Verse 2
Patrick found a sandwich sitting underneath a rock,
Said, “I think this thing is fresh,” then took a giant chomp,
SpongeBob tried to mop the ocean, Sandy asked him why,
He said, “The floor looked kinda wet,” and nobody replied.

[Verse 4]
Squidward locked his front door, curtains closed real tight,
SpongeBob knocked about a thousand times from morning until night,
Mr. Krabs put five cents on a napkin in the store,
Plankton tried to steal it and got launched out through the door.

[Chorus]
Chorus
Bikini Bottom going crazy, nobody knows why,
Jellyfish are in the kitchen, bubbles in the sky,
Squidward’s clarinet is screaming, Patrick’s eating glue,
Mr. Krabs is counting money like he always likes to do.
Bikini Bottom going crazy, everything’s a mess,
Plankton’s stuck inside a toaster wearing SpongeBob’s dress,
Gary said “meow” and everybody ran away,
Just another completely normal Bikini Bottom day.

[Verse 5]
Bridge
There’s mayonnaise on the ceiling,
There’s a spatula in a shoe,
Patrick somehow bought a boat
And doesn’t know what boats can do,
Sandy’s fighting seventeen jellyfish at once,
Squidward moved three houses down,
SpongeBob found him in a minute,
Now he’s moving out of town.

[Verse 6]
Final Chorus
Bikini Bottom going crazy, Krusty Krab on fire—
Not actually on fire, Plankton tripped over a fryer,
Patrick’s yelling at a mailbox, SpongeBob lost his tie,
Squidward looked directly at them and just started asking why.
Bikini Bottom going crazy, nothing makes much sense,
Gary stole a Krabby Patty and jumped over the fence,
Everybody’s making problems, nobody knows the way,
But somehow they’ll all be back again to do it all next day.