FVFFA Week 5 Roast Report

[Verse 1]
Yo! FVFFA!
Week five, let's go!
Twelve teams in the league,
Some putting on a show!

[Verse 2]
Dave's Destroyers came ready to attack,
One forty-seven, put McHatin' on his back!
Robert got seventy-five, couldn't handle that heat,
Eric scored enough to win that matchup twice, complete!

[Verse 3]
Beargy's TightEnd, barely got the win,
Matt's MatRats thought they had him pinned!
Ninety-three to ninety-three, what a crazy fate,
Brandon took the win by point two eight!

[Chorus]
FVFFA, it's a fantasy fight!
Some teams flying, some can't get it right!
Four and one, or one and four,
Somebody's getting roasted, who's next through the door?

[Verse 4]
FVFFA, let the scoreboard speak!
Winners get the glory, losers wait a week!
Set that lineup, make your play,
Another fantasy beatdown's just a week away!

[Verse 5]
Coolio McFargus, Corey came alive,
One forty-eight, highest score in week five!
League Average got smoked, fifty-five behind,
Corey brought the thunder, left 'em all surprised!

[Verse 6]
Brad and Chad, the Double Bagger crew,
Put up one twenty-five, Mike scored seventy-two!
Todd beat the Ants, made 'em stumble and fall,
But Robert's four and one, still standing tall!

[Verse 7]
STRANGEbrew bubbling, Michael brought the pain,
Tyler scored sixty-six, got washed down the drain!
One oh eight to sixty-six, that wasn't even close,
Somebody check on T buck, he's looking like a ghost!

[Chorus]
FVFFA, it's a fantasy fight!
Some teams flying, some can't get it right!
Four and one, or one and four,
Somebody's getting roasted, who's next through the door?

[Verse 8]
Eric, Brandon, Robert, sitting at the top,
Three teams at four and one, who's the first to drop?
Michael, Mike, and Todd, still chasing that crown,
Everybody else better turn this thing around!

[Verse 9]
MatRats, Double Bagger, fighting through the pain,
One and four records, gotta find a winning lane!
It's only week five, there's plenty left to play,
But the group chat's gonna roast somebody today!

[Verse 10]
FVFFA!
Week five is in the books!
No mercy in the standings,
No hiding from the looks!
Set your lineup, talk your smack,
Next week the Roast Report is coming right back!