FVFFA Week 6 — Nobody's Safe!

[Intro]
Yo! FVFFA!
Week six in the books!
Nobody's safe!
Let's see who's getting cooked!

[Verse 1]
Eric's Destroyers sitting five and one,
But the ghost team almost ruined all the fun!
Eighty-four to eighty-two, that was way too tight,
Almost lost to nobody on a Sunday night!

Robert's Ants came marching, ready for the crown,
Brandon's TightEnd showed up, but the Ants shut him down!
Ninety-four to seventy-two, that's how it's done,
Robert's five and one, Brandon's four and two, son!

[Chorus]
FVFFA! Nobody's safe!
Every single Sunday, somebody loses face!
Big dogs barking, little teams bite,
Check that scoreboard, it's a fantasy fight!

FVFFA! Talk your smack!
Win this week or get roasted right back!
From the top of the league to the bottom of the pack,
Week six is over, ain't no taking it back!

[Verse 2]
Matt's MatRats finally got some luck,
Beat Double Bagger, Brad and Chad got stuck!
Seventy-six to seventy-five, just barely got through,
After last week's heartbreak, Matt said that'll do!

Brad and Chad sitting one and five,
Double Bagger barely keeping hope alive!
Five losses deep, they're digging a hole,
Somebody send a rescue team to save their soul!

Tyler's T buck pulled off a steal,
Todd's Team Theunis knows that pain is real!
Eighty-eight to eighty-seven, less than a point,
Tyler took the win and lit up the joint!

[Verse 3]
McHatin' came swinging, Robert brought the heat,
Mike Van Zeeland couldn't handle that defeat!
Eighty-three to seventy-one, Mike took the fall,
Robert's back at three and three, standing tall!

Michael's STRANGEbrew cooking up a spell,
Corey's Coolio fought hard but the scoreboard fell!
Ninety to eighty-six, another brew came through,
Michael's four and two, Corey's two and four, too!

[Chorus]
FVFFA! Nobody's safe!
Every single Sunday, somebody loses face!
Big dogs barking, little teams bite,
Check that scoreboard, it's a fantasy fight!

FVFFA! Talk your smack!
Win this week or get roasted right back!
From the top of the league to the bottom of the pack,
Week six is over, ain't no taking it back!

[Verse 4]
Eric and Robert, five and one on top,
Michael and Brandon waiting for somebody to drop!
Todd, Mike, Tyler, Robert, all three and three,
Middle of the standings getting crowded, you see!

Corey and Matt, two and four, gotta make a run,
Brad and Chad at one and five, ain't having much fun!
Six weeks down, but there's plenty left to play,
Somebody's gonna get embarrassed next Sunday!

[Outro]
FVFFA!
Week six is in the books!
No mercy in the standings!
No hiding from the looks!

Set your lineup!
Talk your smack!
Next week the Roast Report
Is coming right back!

FVFFA!
See you next week!