Secret Ayatollah Acceptance

[Verse 1] Oh, thank you, world, for this shiny gold prize, Iran’s leadership committee, we’re the stealthy wise guys! We’ve picked a new Supreme Leader, but his name’s a surprise, “They’ve made their choice,” we said, with mysterious eyes. While US drones rain down, we’re scheming in shade, Keeping secrets so tight, even Putin’s amazed! [Chorus] Best Secret Leader, we’re stealing the show, Name’s classified, but our ego still glows! Bow to our mystery, the ultimate flex, Who needs a name when you’ve got warlord creds? [Verse 2] I’d like to thank Donald Trump for the interceptor drought, Your shortage warnings helped us, no doubt! And Vladimir Putin, for targeting tips on the sly, Your app’s got our missiles hitting just right, oh my! While energy grids burn, we’re sipping chai, Our unnamed Ayatollah’s the ultimate spy! [Chorus] Best Secret Leader, we’re stealing the show, Name’s classified, but our ego still glows! Bow to our mystery, the ultimate flex, Who needs a name when you’ve got warlord creds? [Bridge] Shout-out to Ali Khamenei, watching from above, Your spirit’s in our secrecy, we’re sending drone love! Sorry, US troops, if Russia’s aim’s too tight, Our award speech bombed harder than last night! [Outro] So thanks for this trophy, we’re the shadow elite, Next year’s award? “Best Hidden Defeat!”