Trump’s Touchdown Takedown

[Verse 1] It’s Donald Trump, our MVP, taking the field today, He’s blitzing through Iran’s lineup, sending leaders away! “First wave’s gone, second’s toast,” he brags with a grin, “Third wave’s coming, but guess what? They might not begin!” He’s calling plays from Mar-a-Lago, no playbook in sight, Just dropping bombs like Hail Marys, it’s a geopolitical fight! [Chorus] Touchdown, Trump, another leader’s down! “Pretty soon, we won’t know anybody in town!” Scoreboard’s wild, it’s a knockout spree, Donald’s playing whack-a-mole with ayatollah wannabes! [Verse 2] Ali Khamenei’s out, got sacked in the first round, Successors lined up in Qom, but they’re nowhere to be found! Trump’s got the crowd roaring with each casual shrug, “Reports say they’re gone, folks, gimme a victory hug!” He’s dodging the refs—those pesky UN guys, While throwing shade at allies, “Trade cuts if you criticize!” [Chorus] Touchdown, Trump, another leader’s down! “Pretty soon, we won’t know anybody in town!” Scoreboard’s wild, it’s a knockout spree, Donald’s playing whack-a-mole with ayatollah wannabes! [Bridge] Instant replay! Did he just say “third wave’s next”? He’s treating Iran like a TikTok trend—swipe left! Crowd’s going nuts, is this chess or a meme? Trump’s quarterbacking the weirdest war we’ve seen! [Outro] So here’s to Trump, our champ of chaotic plays, Turning pressers to pep rallies, blowing minds for days!