Mullah Melee Madness

[Verse 1]
Ladies and gents, it’s President Masoud Pezeshkian in play,
He’s dodging hardliner tackles, swearing “No Gulf strikes today!”
But the Revolutionary Guards are blitzing, ignoring his call,
They’re grabbing the nukes, spiking chaos over the wall.
It’s Lord of the Flies with turbans, a post-Khamenei brawl,
Who’s calling the shots while US-Israeli bombs fall?

[Chorus]
It’s a mullah melee, turf war on the field!
Pezeshkian’s sidelined, hardliners won’t yield!
Gulf states on edge, bombs dropping like hail,
Iran’s power play’s a hilarious fail!

[Verse 2]
Second quarter, Guards commanders charge with a sneer,
They’re chanting “Strike now!” while Masoud wipes a tear.
He promised peace, but his playbook’s been burned,
Hardliners fake left, nuke threats just turned.
Tehran’s stadium shakes, elite divisions on blast,
Will they punt to war or fumble this chance at last?

[Chorus]
It’s a mullah melee, turf war on the field!
Pezeshkian’s sidelined, hardliners won’t yield!
Gulf states on edge, bombs dropping like hail,
Iran’s power play’s a hilarious fail!

[Bridge]
Instant replay! Masoud’s quote, “No strikes, I swear!”
But Guards rush the endzone, turbans flying everywhere!
Crowd’s gone wild, it’s a civil war score,
Khamenei’s ghost refs, screaming “Fight some more!”

[Outro]
Final whistle looms, it’s still a total mess,
Pezeshkian’s benched, Guards claiming success!