Bibi’s Latte Comeback

[Verse 1]
Doc, I’m losing it, gotta spill the truth,
Benjamin Netanyahu’s got me unglued.
Iran’s state media swore he’s six feet under,
But Bibi’s sipping coffee, making ‘em blunder.
He posted a vid, latte in his grip,
Smirking, “You raised a finger here,”—what a quip!

[Chorus]
Doc, I’m shook, Bibi’s alive with brew,
Sassing Iran like it’s a sitcom feud.
“Finger up, huh? Watch me sip this joe,”
He’s roasting missiles with a caffeine glow!

[Verse 2]
Then missiles dropped, cluster bombs, oh my,
Eight folks hurt, but Bibi’s vibe’s still dry.
Iran’s spreading fakes, AI pics gone wild,
While he’s in Jerusalem, chill as a child.
Doc, is this real? They say he’s a ghost,
But he’s memeing death rumors with a breakfast toast!

[Chorus]
Doc, I’m shook, Bibi’s alive with brew,
Sassing Iran like it’s a sitcom feud.
“Finger up, huh? Watch me sip this joe,”
He’s roasting missiles with a caffeine glow!

[Bridge]
I’m spiraling, Doc, I can’t even sleep,
Is Bibi a zombie? This cuts too deep!
Iran’s got lies, but he’s got the drip,
Dodging death with a smirk and a caffeine sip!

[Outro]
Doc, I’m done, Bibi’s got me beat,
Death by espresso—now that’s a tweet!