Bibi’s Latte Comeback

[Verse 1] Doc, I’m losing it, gotta spill the truth, Benjamin Netanyahu’s got me unglued. Iran’s state media swore he’s six feet under, But Bibi’s sipping coffee, making ‘em blunder. He posted a vid, latte in his grip, Smirking, “You raised a finger here,”—what a quip! [Chorus] Doc, I’m shook, Bibi’s alive with brew, Sassing Iran like it’s a sitcom feud. “Finger up, huh? Watch me sip this joe,” He’s roasting missiles with a caffeine glow! [Verse 2] Then missiles dropped, cluster bombs, oh my, Eight folks hurt, but Bibi’s vibe’s still dry. Iran’s spreading fakes, AI pics gone wild, While he’s in Jerusalem, chill as a child. Doc, is this real? They say he’s a ghost, But he’s memeing death rumors with a breakfast toast! [Chorus] Doc, I’m shook, Bibi’s alive with brew, Sassing Iran like it’s a sitcom feud. “Finger up, huh? Watch me sip this joe,” He’s roasting missiles with a caffeine glow! [Bridge] I’m spiraling, Doc, I can’t even sleep, Is Bibi a zombie? This cuts too deep! Iran’s got lies, but he’s got the drip, Dodging death with a smirk and a caffeine sip! [Outro] Doc, I’m done, Bibi’s got me beat, Death by espresso—now that’s a tweet!