Crazy Voicemail at 2AM

[Verse 1]
Hey Joe Biden, it's your favorite midnight caller
JD Vance said common sense versus crazy, y'all
You pushed that gender stuff for kids, Europe hit the brakes
UK Cass Review laughed it off like one of your mistakes

[Chorus]
Common sense versus pure unadulterated crazy
That's what JD Vance keeps saying, and it ain't hazy
You spent sixteen billion on DEI, now trust is at twenty-six
Voters saw the numbers, Joe, and they ain't buying your tricks

[Verse 2]
Border hits two point four million, sanctuary mayors call for aid
You reversed Remain in Mexico, now the bill gets paid
Grocery shelves empty, wages flat, independents flip the script
Fox poll shows fifty-eight percent done with the whole outfit

[Bridge]
Sixteen billion wasted, two point four million at the door
You said it was all fine, now you're knocking on our floor
Europe walked it back, the numbers don't lie
I'm slurring but the facts still make me wanna cry

[Chorus]
Common sense versus pure unadulterated crazy
JD Vance nailed it, Joe, and the country agrees

[Outro]
Wait, is this recording?
America's still the best, y'all.