Jennifer Birthday Song

Jennifer has a plan, Jennifer has a flight,
Jennifer's got a suitcase packed by Tuesday night.
Pasadena, Paris, or some airport I've never seen,
Helping people plan retirement from row twenty-seven B.
She's hiked the Grand Canyon and lived to tell the tale,
While I'm feeling accomplished if I walk around the block once.
She's planning for retirement, vacations, and whatever comes next,
I'm still trying to decide if today's the day I answer texts.
She's smart enough to scare you, and funny without trying,
And somehow stays so grounded with all she's got going.
Drop-dead gorgeous? Everybody knows it's true,
Meanwhile Jennifer's discussing mutual funds with you.
Jennifer has a plan, Jennifer has a flight,
Jennifer's got a suitcase packed by Tuesday night.
Helping everybody else while racing through her day,
And somehow still remembering every birthday.
She said, "Try AI, it'll help you with your résumé."
I didn't know if it was software or a place you'd drive that day.
Now I've got an AI hobby, so thank you for the clue,
With a cosmetology degree, you taught me exfoliation too.
She's hiked the Grand Canyon and lived to tell the tale,
Which makes this next development particularly surreal.
That knee bends in directions knees were never meant to do,
I've seen rubber chickens that looked sturdier than you.
She's got a FANCY SUV and a beautiful California home,
Yet somehow she's in airports more than she's ever there alone.
She's collecting frequent flyer miles while the rest of us just try,
To remember what we walked into the room to do and why.
Jennifer has a plan, Jennifer has a flight,
Jennifer's got a suitcase packed by Tuesday night.
She's never missed a birthday text or let a friendship bend,
The kind of person you hope stays in your life right to the end.
So here's to Jennifer, with another year to celebrate,
May your miles keep adding up and your adventures stay first-rate.
Keep chasing Paris sunsets and doing what you do,
The world's a little brighter because it gets more you.
So thanks for all the wisdom and the things you've helped me do,
This whole AI adventure started because of you.
Hope you have the most amazing Birthday, Jennifer!