Lyrics
Grandma’s got an AARP card and a thousand-point stare,
She calls at six-oh-five to ask if I’m wearing a layer.
She’s weird as a coupon taped to leftover pie,
And somehow knows my business before I know why.
Oh, Grandma, you’re a lovable pain,
You nag like a podcast on repeat in my brain.
AARP queen with a purse full of mints—
You drive me bonkers, and I love you for it.
She brings her own hot sauce to a fancy dinner,
Tells the waiter “back in my day” like a born-again beginner.
She forwards me a warning about one suspicious link,
Then clicks on “You won a cruise!” before I can blink.
She says, “Don’t get smart,” then beats me at cards,
And keeps emergency snacks in the glove box of the car.
I roll my eyes, but when she’s out of sight,
I miss her loud opinions by the end of the night.
Keep your AARP crown and your weird little ways—
You’re my favorite headache, Grandma, always.
She calls at six-oh-five to ask if I’m wearing a layer.
She’s weird as a coupon taped to leftover pie,
And somehow knows my business before I know why.
Oh, Grandma, you’re a lovable pain,
You nag like a podcast on repeat in my brain.
AARP queen with a purse full of mints—
You drive me bonkers, and I love you for it.
She brings her own hot sauce to a fancy dinner,
Tells the waiter “back in my day” like a born-again beginner.
She forwards me a warning about one suspicious link,
Then clicks on “You won a cruise!” before I can blink.
She says, “Don’t get smart,” then beats me at cards,
And keeps emergency snacks in the glove box of the car.
I roll my eyes, but when she’s out of sight,
I miss her loud opinions by the end of the night.
Keep your AARP crown and your weird little ways—
You’re my favorite headache, Grandma, always.
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