Dot Gov Paper Trail

[Verse 1]
Dave sits down with coffee to renew his truck tag
Types the dot gov address from the letter on the fridge
The page spins like it's thinking hard about the past
It loads a form from 2003 with fonts from Windows XP

(sigh) ... okay, sure

[Chorus]
Click and pray, watch it fade away
Government site from another day
Crash again, timeout twice
Mail the paper, pay the price

[Verse 2]
Dave hits submit and the whole thing freezes cold
He refreshes once and the screen just goes to black
It pops back up and says try a different browser
So he grabs an envelope and a stamp from the junk drawer

(sigh) It's 2026, folks

[Bridge]
The site wants his data then eats it for lunch
He seals the envelope and mutters what the fuck

[Chorus]
Click and pray, watch it fade away
Government site from another day
Crash again, timeout twice
Mail the paper, pay the price

[Outro]
Dave drops it in the box and drives away slow