Lake America

Morning sun on the water,
Old Glory in the breeze,
Coffee brewing by the camper. Happy as you please.

Lake America, flags held high,
Quack, quack, pass a beer, 
Even the ducks are winning here!
Red, white, blue and orange too,
These ducks have better hair than you!

“Greatest president ever?” “That’s our guy!”
Making America great while the liberals cry.
One honk for freedom, two for fries. They’ve got the best hair in the skies.

They own the lake, they own the shore,
Still demanding snacks and more.
Biggest crowds you ever saw. Best duck rally? Beak and awe.

Quack, quack, pass a beer—
Even the ducks are winning here!
 Red, white, blue and orange too,
Those ducks have better hair than you!

Lake America, let freedom ring,
Even the ducks have a right wing!


Quack, quack, pass a beer. 
Even the ducks are winning here!