Twinkie in Peace

[Verse 1]
Sausage goblins at the window, little teeth against the glass
I’m clutching my Twinkie like a diamond in my grasp
They’re chanting, “Give us pastry!” with mustard on their chins
I just want one quiet bite before the feast begins

[Chorus]
Let me eat my Twinkie in peace
Keep your links and your greedy little teeth
I don’t want trouble, don’t want a scene
Just me and my cream-filled dream

[Verse 2]
They’re circling the kitchen in a smoky, funky line
One’s got a breakfast sausage, one’s got salami on his mind
I slide behind the fridge, keep my snack tucked out of sight
While the goblins groove and holler through the middle of the night

[Bridge]
Oh, these meat-mad monsters, won’t you let a soul be?
There’s enough pork in the world—leave one cake for me

[Outro]
Just one bite, one bite, then I’ll be on my way
Let me eat my Twinkie in peace today