Support-Ticket Knight

[Verse 1]
Falmzol wore the Pokémon crown—“Your teams are wrong!”
SilliestGoose ran the scene, all swagger, all along.
Then someone took her account and toppled her throne:
Eleven million Stardust—gone. Shundos—gone.

[Chorus]
No raid passes, no shundos, no kingdom to defend,
Just SilliestGoose on-screen and a ticket to send.
“WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?” she cried to the sky—
Now Niantic’s got a queen asking, “Please, tell me why!”

[Verse 2]
Her Pokémon vanished; her account’s a mess,
Even changing her username won’t change the address.
Fleecakings got his Pokémon back, so she thought, “I’m next!”
But every login brought the same old goosey text.

[Bridge]
Nicolai joked, “Maybe it’s a race thing”—no one knew why;
She refreshed her email while the hours rolled by.
From judging every trainer to support-ticket knight,
Eleven million Stardust vanished overnight.

[Outro]
Here’s to Falmzol, still legendary, though her shundos are gone—
Karma took the crown and left SilliestGoose logged on.