Toy Destroyer

[Verse 1]
Brought home a plush tiger, brand new from the store
In thirty-two seconds, the tail's on the floor
Silly Bums Jr. was doomed from the start
Baxter is tearing that tiger apart

[Chorus]
Baxter the Destroyer, king of the game
Leaving no fluff left to speak of his name
If it’s stuffed with cotton, it’s doomed to decay
Baxter the Destroyer is coming your way

[Verse 2]
The bunnies are tailless, the ducks have no wings
He’s taking the squeakers out all of these things
The birds are all legless, the bears lost their heads
He won't rest a minute till every toy's dead

[Bridge]
Except for one idol he keeps by his side
The one single victim that somehow survived
He pulled off the head, but he loves it the same—
The headless Wiggle Chicken reigns supreme in his game!
New rubber imposters can all go to hell
There's only one Chicken that fits him so well

[Outro]
Oh, Baxter the Destroyer...
The living room is clear
Except for Wiggle Chicken...
The true survivor here!