Moochoo express

[Intro]
Ayy!
Moochooo!
Choo-choo, madafakas!
🐄🚂
We got the whole damn farm on board!

[Verse 1]
Bunny in the garden, hoppin’ on the beat,
Llama lookin’ regal with the grass beneath his feet,
Heffa in the pasture like, “MOOO, bitch, please!”
Unicorns in the rainbow forest, magical with ease.

Goats on the hill screaming “AAAAAAAH!”
Ain’t nobody knowin’ what the hell they mad about, nah.
I said, “Everybody board!” and they said, “Hell yeah!”
Moochoo Express pullin’ up, better make it clear!

[CHORUS]
🚂 MOOCHOO, MOOCHOO!
Choo-choo, madafakas, here we go!
🐄 MOO! 🐐 AHH! 🦙 LET’S ROLL!
🌈🦄 Whole damn farm outta control!

MOOCHOO, MOOCHOO!
Bunny Garden to the Llama Farm,
Heffas mindin’ business, everybody stay calm!
If you ain’t bringin’ good vibes—
Bitch, get off the train! 🚂💀

[Verse 2]
I got llamas in the back and the bunnies up front,
Screamin’ goats conductin’ like they run the whole month.
Unicorn ridin’ shotgun, glitter in the air,
Rainbow on the caboose—yeah, magic everywhere.

No drama on the farm, we don’t entertain that,
Heffa says “MOO!” and the goat says “AAAAH!”
Llama gives a side-eye like, “Girl, you knew better.”
Bunny keeps hoppin’ like it’s payday forever.

[BRIDGE]
🌈 We been through the bullshit,
🐇 Still hoppin’ with style,
🦙 Still standing majestic,
🐐 Still screaming all the while.

🦄 Keep that magic,
🐄 Keep that moo,
🚂 When the Moochoo comes through—
WHAT THEY GON’ DO?!

[CHORUS]
🚂 MOOCHOO, MOOCHOO!
Choo-choo, madafakas, here we go!
🐄 MOO! 🐐 AHH! 🦙 LET’S ROLL!
🌈🦄 Whole damn farm outta control!

[Outro]
Moochooo…
Moochooo…
🐐 AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
🐄 MOOOO BITCH!
🦙 majestic silence

🚂 NEXT STOP: BUNNY GARDEN.
FINAL DESTINATION: LLAMA FARM.

HUZZAH, MADAFAKAS. 💀🤣