دل تراداتا

[Verse 1]
Donald Trump offered five hundred dollar checks again
Democrats called it free money and rolled their eyes in pain
Yet they swoon for spending when the label reads their own
Roses on the table for every program they condone

[Chorus]
Oh baby we hate free money from you
But our version feels so true
Five hundred checks? How dare you try
Our free money makes the voters sigh

[Verse 2]
Joe Biden’s team mocked the plan on every cable show
While their own spending bills made the deficit grow
They held candlelit dinners with lobbyists who pay
Then told the heartland the checks would lead them astray

[Bridge]
AP polls blame Trump for prices that climbed
But the boomerang lands on the ones who designed
The policies that emptied the wallet and the shelf
Still they gaze at each other and blame someone else

[Outro]
America laughs as the love story stalls
We’ll take the checks and keep the receipts y’all