Timmy

If somebody is eating, Timmy wants some too.

Begging is a hobby, begging is an art,
One look from those puppy eyes can break the toughest heart.
Checks the bowl at breakfast, checks it once again,
Licks it clean at lunchtime, then comes back at ten.

Pink lights, snack nights,
Tiny paws and huge appetites.
One look, one twirl,
Timmy owns the whole pink world!

Timmy in a pink world,
Tiny dog, a big star.
Squeaky toys are screaming,
You can hear them from afar.

Timmy, you’re a superstar,
Snack patrol is who you are.
Fluffy, hungry, fabulous,
Timmy, Timmy, you’re the boss!

Rain is falling outside — absolutely not,
Timmy sees a puddle and avoids the whole lot.
Takes the longest detour just to keep his paws dry,
If the weather looks suspicious, Timmy stays inside.

Then he finds his squeaky toy, chaos starts again,
Squeak-squeak-squeak for hours, everybody counts to ten.
Finally he’s sleeping, peaceful as can be,
Then the tiny dog starts snoring like machinery.

Pink lights, dry nights,
No wet paws and no surprise.
One look, one twirl,
Timmy owns the whole pink world!

Timmy in a pink world,
Tiny dog, a big star.
Squeaky toys are screaming,
You can hear them from afar.

Timmy, you’re a superstar,
Snack patrol is who you are.
Fluffy, hungry, fabulous,
Timmy, Timmy, you’re the boss!

Tiny teeth need fixing,
But Timmy stays our king.
Soon he’ll be back begging
For every tasty thing.

A carrot for the patient,
A cuddle for the star,
Nothing keeps our Timmy
From shining where you are.

Did you eat?
Timmy wants some.
Did you cook?
Timmy wants some.
Is it yours?
Timmy wants some.
Is it edible?
Timmy. Wants. Some.

Timmy in a pink world,
Tiny dog, a big star.
Dodging every puddle,
Hunting snacks from near and far.

Timmy, you’re a superstar,
Snores louder than a car.
Fluffy, hungry, fabulous,
Timmy, Timmy, you’re the boss!

Check the bowl.
Avoid the rain.
Demand the snacks.
TIMMY!