The Trumpity-Dumpity Song

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The Trumpity-Dumpity Song

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There once was a fellow, his name was Trump,

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Who strutted around like a rooster on a stump.

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He'd point at the cameras and stick out his chest,

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And tell everybody, “Of course I'm the best!”

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He'd ramble and babble and thumpity-thump,

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Then trip on his words and land with a bump.

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He'd call himself genius, magnificent, smart—

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Then somebody whispered, “Where do we start?”

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Dumb, dumb, Donald Trump,

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Sitting like a pumpkin on top of a stump.

[Chorus]
Trump, Trump, thumpity-thump,

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Every time he talks, my IQ takes a dump!

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Dumb, dumb, Donald Trump,

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Blowin' his horn with a bumpity-bump.

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Big gold letters wherever he goes—

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And Lord only knows where the next sentence goes!

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His hair wakes up before the rest of his head,

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Looks left, looks right, then plays dead.

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He sprays on a tan till he's glowing at night,

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Like a traffic cone caught in a stadium light.

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He says, “Nobody knows this better than me!”

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From windmills to whales to the deep blue sea.

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Whatever the subject, whatever the day,

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He's somehow an expert—just ask him, he'll say!

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Trumpity, Trumpity, bumpity-boo!

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Nobody loves Donald quite like Donald do!

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Trumpity, Trumpity, what can you say?

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He wakes up each morning and campaigns anyway!

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DUMB, DUMB, DONALD TRUMP!

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KING OF THE GOLDEN BUMPITY-STUMP!

[Chorus]
TRUMP, TRUMP, THUMPITY-THUMP,

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OPEN THAT MOUTH AND OUT COMES—TRUMP!

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Orange in the morning, orange at night,

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Orange when he's wrong and orange when he's right!

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So grab your kazoo and give it a pump—

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TOOT-TOOT-TOOT FOR DONALD TRUMP!

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DUMB! TRUMP! STUMP! THUMP! — Ba-dum-bum-BUMP!