Silicon Valley Safari

[Verse 1]
Behold the wild Zuckerbergus, in its Silicon Valley nest
It built a glowing habitat to put our kids to the test
With endless scrolls and dopamine, a finely crafted snare
A creature catching eyeballs with no parental care

[Chorus]
It preys upon the young ones with an engineered design
Then pays eighteen billion dollars and claims that it’s just fine

[Verse 2]
The Attorneys General gathered, a rival predator pack
They studied all its habits, then launched a fierce attack
They said your code's addictive, a danger to the herd
The company just blinked its eyes and didn't say a word

[Chorus]
It preys upon the young ones with an engineered design
Then pays eighteen billion dollars and claims that it’s just fine

[Bridge]
It chirps of "user safety" from its metaverse tree
While getting children hooked on likes for absolutely free

[Outro]
A strange and costly creature... in the land of the truly free.