Main Character

[Verse 1]
[Low bass rumble, record scratch] You made another track? Bro, I tried to let it slide.
Now the whole fifth-grade classroom’s got your name on the mic.
“Karen,” “annoying”—same old lines, same clipboard crime;
I carried it for work, kid. I had a job at the time.
You thought I’d blush and vanish? I’ve heard sharper in this room.
[Pencil writing] Write that down: your punchlines need a little more room.

[Chorus]
I’m done being polite—yeah, you wanted a reply.
You made track after track; now I’m telling you why.
You called this a battle, thought it’d all be fun—
OOOH! You made me the subject of every single one.

[Verse 2]
You brought up Taylor Swift like that would leave a scar.
Said I talk too much—then made three tracks so far.
[Beat stop] Think about that. Oh, really? Who’s obsessed?
You say you escaped fifth grade, still bring me every verse.
Another song at my door, another week, same routine;
You’re the loudest little fan I never asked to see.

[Chorus]
I’m done being polite—yeah, you wanted a reply.
You made track after track; now I’m telling you why.
You called this a battle, thought it’d all be fun—
OOOH! You made me the subject of every single one.

[Verse 3]
You flex imaginary stacks like your bank account’s on fire.
[Cash register: cha-ching] Rich in make-believe—congratulations, young liar.
You wrote the intro, verse, hook, beat—did all that work;
And I’m still your main character. That’s your biggest perk.
[Beat pause] Listen—every bar circles back to me.
That’s not a diss track, bro. That’s unpaid publicity.

[Bridge]
[Beat softens, then builds] I’m not mad at jokes; I’m tired of the reruns.
You wanted a battle? Okay. Now the bell’s rung.

[Verse 3]
[Bass drop] No more clipboard jokes, no more Karen lines.
No more recycled punchlines for the hundredth time.
You opened up the mic; I decided to show.
You thought your teacher wouldn’t rap? Look at me now.
You started all the noise—I’m ending the riot.
OOOH! Now take that big voice and use it for your homework.

[Outro]
You wanted a response. You got one.
Now finish your homework.