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[Verse 1]
(Sound of ice clinking in a glass, a deep sigh)
Hey, AOC, it’s Gavin, calling from my place.
Sorry it’s so late, I’ve had a really long case…
Of Napa’s finest vintage, a celebratory mood!
That "GTFO Act" we passed was, like, totally shrewd.
Banning former ICE agents, I mean, how cool are we?
It’s a progressive paradise, from the desert to the sea.

[Chorus]
We told all the Feds to get the hell out of town,
Made a big woke speech and wore a serious frown.
But the sheriffs in the counties say they kinda like the law…
And now the voters are Googling "what’s a final straw?"

[Verse 2]
Yeah, so, a little hiccup, nothing we can’t spin,
But some congressman was yelling, let the bad news begin.
He’s clashing with the sheriffs on the TV every night,
They keep using pesky phrases like "what’s wrong and what’s right."
It’s getting super awkward at my press events,
They’re asking if our "sanctuary" makes a lick of sense.

[Chorus]
We told all the Feds to get the hell out of town,
Made a big woke speech and wore a serious frown.
But the sheriffs in the counties say they kinda like the law…
And now the voters are Googling "what’s a final straw?"

[Bridge]
Remember when Trump said this stuff? We all just laughed and mocked.
(Hiccup) Is it possible the silent majority is… stocked?
With people who want borders? Oh god, I need some bread.
Did we… did we accidentally do what the MAGA people said?

[Outro]
(Long pause, sound of fumbling with phone)
Wait, is this your public voicemail? Not your private line?
Oh, jeez. Uh… disregard. Everything is fine.
(Click)