FICTION, LIES, AND GOODBYE

[Verse 1]
Donald Trump here, and this isn't working out.
I'm cleaning house and I'm kicking you out.
Dear CNN and Politico, you've been so cold,
On White House grounds, your stories won't be sold.

[Chorus]
You say it's your Amendment One,
But your "FICTION and LIES" are done.
So go ahead and sue me, baby, see if I care,
I'm revoking your credential and your free chair.

[Verse 2]
Now MS NOW is crying to a judge,
Saying I'm the one who holds a grudge.
You begged for "accountability," well here's your prize,
You finally made the news, to your own surprise.

[Chorus]
You say it's your Amendment One,
But your "FICTION and LIES" are done.
So go ahead and sue me, baby, see if I care,
I'm revoking your credential and your free chair.

[Bridge]
You scream that this is how democracy dies,
While real Americans are just rolling their eyes.
You had your chance to tell the truth and failed the test,
So go write think-pieces, you've been dispossessed.

[Outro]
So pack your bags, I'm changing the locks.
For America. Believe me.