Greenland, My Tremendous Deal

[Verse 1]
Oh Greenland, baby, I saw you at Davos, shining so cold,
Your icy curves got me hotter than a Mar-a-Lago gold,
I brought props, tremendous props, to win your frosty heart,
A “concept of a deal”—we’ll never be apart!
I pitched invasion plans, maybe Iceland’s next, who knows?
But it’s you I crave, under those Northern Lights’ glow.

[Chorus]
Greenland, my love, let’s make a tremendous deal,
Candlelit summits, I’ll buy your heart for real!
No Europe “no” can stop this romance so grand,
You’re my forever “Land,” let’s rule hand in hand!

[Verse 2]
I’ll build a wall of roses ‘round your glacier peaks,
Host Davos dinners, hot springs for weeks,
Forget Iceland’s drama, they’re just a side fling,
Your tundra’s my TikTok, makes my deal-making sing!
I’m hyping our love like a late-night infomercial spree,
“Buy one Greenland, get a Trump Tower free!”

[Chorus]
Greenland, my love, let’s make a tremendous deal,
Candlelit summits, I’ll buy your heart for real!
No Europe “no” can stop this romance so grand,
You’re my forever “Land,” let’s rule hand in hand!

[Bridge]
They say I can’t own you, but I’m zoning for two,
Our love’s a “concept,” baby, bigger than anything true!
I’ll storm any “Land” if you ghost my calls,
Swipe right on this mogul, let’s break all the walls!

[Outro]
Oh Greenland, at Davos, you stole my art of the deal,
I’m still hyping props, babe, this love’s too real!



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