Hot Tub Heartbreak

[Verse 1]
I’m done with your excuses, Bill, I’m packing up my trust,
That hot tub pic in Brunei, man, it’s creepin’ me to dust,
You say, “No sexual act,” like that’s a normal thing to swear,
But why’re you even in that tub? Why’re you even there?
Epstein’s ghost is laughing, Bill, I’m crying through the steam,
This ain’t the comeback story of your presidential dream.

[Chorus]
I’m breaking up with you, Bill, no more steamy lies,
Hot tub truth’s too bubbly, I see guilt in your eyes,
No “sexual act” can save you, I’m done with this charade,
Bubble, bubble, bye-bye, Bill, this scandal won’t fade!

[Verse 2]
You’re splashing out defenses like it’s just a spa day chat,
But “I was just relaxing” doesn’t cover up all that,
Brunei’s not a Tinder bio, it’s a red flag on the map,
Why’s your scandal playlist stuck on Epstein’s trap?
I’m swiping left on history, your charm won’t rinse this stain,
No saxophone can serenade me through this weird campaign.

[Chorus]
I’m breaking up with you, Bill, no more steamy lies,
Hot tub truth’s too bubbly, I see guilt in your eyes,
No “sexual act” can save you, I’m done with this charade,
Bubble, bubble, bye-bye, Bill, this scandal won’t fade!

[Bridge]
You’re not my “90s heartthrob, just a meme that’s gone too far,
Trading Oval Office swagger for a sketchy spa memoir,
I’m draining out this drama, Bill, I’m done with all the drip,
Your hot tub’s not my problem, take it up with TikTok’s lip!

[Outro]
So long, Bill, I’m ghosting, no more bubbles in my feed,
Your hot tub’s trending harder than your intern’s old misdeed!