Trump’s Greenland Fever Dream

[Verse 1]
Doc, I’m fine, just a little stressed, I swear,
But at Davos, I turned heads with my flair!
I rolled in with props, a tremendous display,
Held up a Greenland map, said, “Name your price today!”
They stared like I’m nuts, but I’m the deal king,
“Folks, it’s a concept, I’ll buy anything!”

[Chorus]
Doc, I’m obsessed, can’t get it outta my head,
Gonna buy Greenland, or Iceland instead!
Tremendous hot springs, the best real estate,
Tell Europe to deal, or I’ll invade!

[Verse 2]
Then, Doc, I doubled down, I couldn’t resist,
Pulled out a Viking hat, said, “Iceland’s on my list!”
The suits all gasped, like I’m off my rocker,
But I’m Trump, baby, I’m the ultimate shocker!
I told ‘em, “No deal? Fine, I’ll storm the fjords!”
Josh from The Daily Show’s ready with Viking swords!

[Chorus]
Doc, I’m obsessed, can’t get it outta my head,
Gonna buy Greenland, or Iceland instead!
Tremendous hot springs, the best real estate,
Tell Europe to deal, or I’ll invade!

[Bridge]
Doc, am I crazy? They’re laughing, not buying,
But my TikTok’s blowing up—vibes, I’m not lying!
I’m a meme now, a legend, a prop comedy star,
Davos ain’t ready for my art of war!

[Outro]
So, Doc, I’m fine, just a visionary, right?
…Or should I pitch them Antarctica tonight?