Ocean Bowl Blitz
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- Language
- en
- Duration
- 15s
- Artist
- You
- Created by
- micoco
- Published
- March 28, 2026
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Welcome, folks, to the Ocean Bowl clash,
Pete Hegseth’s our MVP, leading the splash!
He’s called the play, no warning, just boom,
Torpedo’s away, that frigate’s doomed!
Off Sri Lanka’s coast, it’s a watery grave,
87 down, but Pete’s yelling “brave!”
[Chorus]
It’s a touchdown strike in the deep blue sea,
Pete Hegseth’s spiking, “That’s victory for me!”
Unarmed or not, it’s a score to adore,
International waters? Just settle the score!
[Verse 2]
Sri Lankan Navy’s on cleanup duty,
Rescuing sailors, it ain’t no beauty.
Recovered 87, bodies in tow,
Pete’s on the sideline, stealing the show.
“Winning!” he tweets, while the wreckage burns,
Gas prices spike—guess who’s taking turns?
[Chorus]
It’s a touchdown strike in the deep blue sea,
Pete Hegseth’s spiking, “That’s victory for me!”
Unarmed or not, it’s a score to adore,
International waters? Just settle the score!
[Bridge]
Instant replay, let’s see that hit,
No flag on the play, it’s a legit blitz!
Hegseth’s in the booth, “Call it peacekeeping!”
While TikTok’s trending, “Who’s gas we’re reaping?”
[Outro]
So cheer for Pete, our quarterback hawk,
Sinking ships for peace—now that’s small talk!
Welcome, folks, to the Ocean Bowl clash,
Pete Hegseth’s our MVP, leading the splash!
He’s called the play, no warning, just boom,
Torpedo’s away, that frigate’s doomed!
Off Sri Lanka’s coast, it’s a watery grave,
87 down, but Pete’s yelling “brave!”
[Chorus]
It’s a touchdown strike in the deep blue sea,
Pete Hegseth’s spiking, “That’s victory for me!”
Unarmed or not, it’s a score to adore,
International waters? Just settle the score!
[Verse 2]
Sri Lankan Navy’s on cleanup duty,
Rescuing sailors, it ain’t no beauty.
Recovered 87, bodies in tow,
Pete’s on the sideline, stealing the show.
“Winning!” he tweets, while the wreckage burns,
Gas prices spike—guess who’s taking turns?
[Chorus]
It’s a touchdown strike in the deep blue sea,
Pete Hegseth’s spiking, “That’s victory for me!”
Unarmed or not, it’s a score to adore,
International waters? Just settle the score!
[Bridge]
Instant replay, let’s see that hit,
No flag on the play, it’s a legit blitz!
Hegseth’s in the booth, “Call it peacekeeping!”
While TikTok’s trending, “Who’s gas we’re reaping?”
[Outro]
So cheer for Pete, our quarterback hawk,
Sinking ships for peace—now that’s small talk!